Based on the observations of a confirmed anti-social hermit …
THE PURPOSE OF GOVERNMENT
- Ultra conservative – People serve the government. The government serves The Elite.
- Conservative – People serve the government.
- Liberal – The government serves the people.
- Ultra liberal – The people ARE the government.
THE PURPOSE OF THE ECONOMY
- Ultra conservative – The people and the government are there to make the economy grow. The economy serves The Elite.
- Conservative – the people and the government are there to make the economy grow.
- Liberal – The economy is a tool to help society grow.
- Ultra liberal – The economy is a tool help society grow. Anyone who does not see this is evil.
SOCIAL HIERARCHY
- Ultra conservative – HAVE’s are better than HAVE NOT’s. HAVE NOT’s are there to serve the HAVE’s.
- Conservative – HAVE’s are better than HAVE NOT’s. The HAVE NOT’s deserve being HAVE NOT’s.
- Liberal – HAVE’s are better than HAVE NOT’s. HAVE’s should help the HAVE NOT’s improve their lives.
- Ultra liberal – We are all equal.
DIVERSITY
- Ultra conservative – It’s US vs. THEM. If you are not US, you will face dire consequences.
- Conservative – It’s US vs. THEM. THEY don’t deserve the same rights as US.
- Liberal – It’s US vs. THEM. THEY deserve the same rights as US.
- Ultra liberal – Stop labeling everyone already!
LAWS AND REGULATIONS
- Ultra conservative – Religious law is more important than secular law. The Elite are above ALL laws.
- Conservative – The law is the law, but if secular law disagrees with religious law it needs to be changed.
- Liberal – Secular law is what is important. I needs to be fair though.
- Ultra liberal – All Law enforcement folk are evil.
RELIGION
- Ultra conservative – Religion is all about who has sex with whom and procreation. The Elite define the rules.
- Conservative – Religion is all about who has sex with whom and procreation.
- Liberal – Believe what you want to believe, just don’t force your beliefs on others.
- Ultra liberal – All religions are evil.
THE ENVIRONMENT
- Ultra conservative – Man has no effect on the environment (as long as the rich get richer that is).
- Conservative – Man has no effect on the environment. It’s not worth worrying about it.
- Liberal – If man does not stop destroying the environment we will all suffer.
- Ultra liberal – Don’t you get it, we are PART of the environment. We are destroying ourselves!
HEALTHCARE
- Ultra conservative – The purpose of healthcare is more profit for the super wealthy.
- Conservative – Healthcare is only for those who can afford it.
- Liberal – Healthcare is for the care of health. Everybody deserves it.
- Ultra liberal – All healthcare professionals are evil (except nurses and EMT’s).
FOREIGN POLICY
- Ultra conservative – It’s US vs. THEM. That won’t stop US from using THEM to increase profit for the super wealthy.
- Conservative – It’s US vs. THEM. WE are so much better than THEM.
- Liberal – Live and let live (unless they provoke a fight).
- Ultra liberal – Why can’t we all just get along?
SEXUALITY
- Ultra conservative – Woman should serve men. If you are not a heterosexual woman or man than you are an abomination.
- Conservative – Woman should serve men. If you are not a heterosexual woman or man than you are a sinner..
- Liberal – Live and let live.
- Ultra liberal – What does sexuality even mean?
And some wonder why I am a confirmed anti-social hermit …
