Category: Lizzie – The art of pursuasion.

Sock it to ’em

I believe there are certain mysteries that is not for humans to understand. Sure we make an effort to, either with science or religion, but there are certain question that will never truly be answered to our satisfaction.  Was the universe designed or caused by a freak lab accident? Do Republicans and Democrats actually come from the same species? […]

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St. Valentine, the Ultimate Conspirator

It is my personal belief that Hallmark is actually a branch of the Illuminati in its never-ending quest for world domination and manipulating history. I don’t have a lot of proof, but there are signs. Think about it. All these little holidays that really don’t mean much of anything. And the technology is constantly advancing. Cards that allow one to record their […]

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It slices! It dices! It will fix the economy!

Whatever your belief system about how us human types came into being, there are a few questions that seem to me get totally overlooked in whatever book of answers you choose. Wether you believe in evolution, divine finger snapping, or that we were sneezed out of the nose of the Great Arkleseizure, one thing that has never quite been explained to […]

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