As we traverse this crazy adventure some affectionately (or drearily maybe, depending on your point of view) called LIFE, we constantly encounter challenges of varying difficulties. These will range from “did something just happen” to “if their IS a god, please call ALL of your heavenly heroes back from leave cuz I need some serious smiting […]
I have an Adonis-like physique. In the interest of modesty, and to keep groupies from invading my peaceful neighborhood (translation … wake the dead), I cleverly mask said physique with a mass of flesh that is the envy of even the fittest of pears. How do I maintain my glorious figure? First there is my […]
As I continue to hide from all things social, it becomes more and more difficult to collect humorous anecdotes. Add to that the basic fact that humanity, especially that particular section of humanity that likes to call itself American has gone so far off the plot that NOT laughing at them may be a considered […]
My routines lately have become very … well … routine. I guess one can expect this with routines. Most of mine at the moment revolve around keeping a Ninja Cat happy, namely Brown Dog (that site seems to be having issues at the moment, but I will include the link for much-needed self promotion). I have […]
Once again I have not posted here in a while. It is not so much that there has not been anything funny to share, but right now much of my life is just plain laughable, so it is hard to single anything out. Well that and I made an attempt to actually live IN the […]
In my recent relocation to … more creative environs … I neglected to take into account a few potential difficulties. In much less flowery and simpler english, it seems moving my office to a bar has some drawbacks. Being the always helpful guy that I am, I figured I would give others who might want […]
I have been quiet in the blogverse again of late. I guess I just have not had all that much to say. And my irony and sarcasm glands have barely twitched in the past few weeks. I was starting to wonder if I am suffering from a medical condition. My constant smelling of maple syrup, […]
As I am sure I have mentioned before (probably about every other post), I have this love hate relationship with technology. Specifically … computers. When I was a kid, I worshipped the buggers, and wanted nothing more than to become king of the geeks. Somewhere along the way, computers and I started having spats on […]
I was going to once again share my woes with Bureaucracy Demons, since it is that time of year when a specific species of them comes out of their caves. But the state health care demons are just way to easy to ridicule these days. Instead of learning from past inefficiency they seem determined to surpass themselves […]
When we meet new people, there are always a selection of questions we will ask that are intended to both break the ice and to get some quick info on whether or not we should run screaming and dive under a table or not. We all have our own priorities, so the questions may vary a bit, […]
