My sense of humor went on vacation without bothering to give me any notice, leaving me high and dry for blog posts again. We seriously have to have a discussion. It’s all well and good for my sense of humor to want to get away now and then, but the inconsiderate bugger did not even attempt to leave me a temp or something. We need to have us a good chat. Now my sense of humor, supposedly BACK from vacation, is too damn tired to help still. I can’t say I blame him. We all know a good vacation needs a few weeks vacation to recover from. But that still leaves me with a whole lot of nothing in life that jumps out at me and makes me say: Now THAT is funny!!
But I have a group of devoted fans with expectations (translation: I have delusions of people reading my blog and am somewhat bored), and I figured I should make an attempt at something. Here I am, trying my old standby that works on other blogs, and just rambling along in the hopes that something that might make a random person giggle for a sec might emerge.
Has it worked yet?
Damn!
The closest I could come to an amusing anecdote was the recent tracked letter my mother sent via the post office (yep, people still do that). I thought it was amusing that the letter she sent to a town 30 minutes from us in Massachusetts made it promptly there the next day by way of New Hampshire. As far as I can tell it traveled 400 miles to go 25. Humorous but I just could not manage a whole post out of it this time.
Hmmm. Maybe if I repeatedly smack my forehead I will knock something loose. Be right back.
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Yep. It worked. I now have a headache.
Ah well. Guess there is no laughter to be had today. But if you happen across this and wanna have some fun at a friend’s expense, tell them how hilarious my post was and send them this way for a read. Hey if I can’t be funny at least I can make a shameless bid for readers!