Monthly Archives: February 2013

Battle … er … um … friendly competition update

It is the second week in the competition for who gets top billing as Supreme Big Kahuna of the World, and sadly our hero (that’s me folks … in case you forgot) is not off to a good start. It I underestimated the influence of The Idiot. He seems to have ... Read More

Another birthday (Daggummit!)

She said “It’s my birthday!” I said “Nah uh, when?” “Today Uncle Steve! Today I turn ten!” I said, “That’s impossible. Stop fibbing to me! It was only yesterday that you were two, maybe three!” “Don’t be silly Uncle Steve! I am almost a teen! I am not a baby anymore. Don’t be so mean!” Cute little Sarah, she is ... Read More

At long last …

Once upon a time, this basically lazy but somewhat creative guy came up with a crazy idea. He got sick of telling people he was unemployed when they asked what he did for a living, so he figured Author would be a much better way of saying it. To add some verisimilitude to this concept, he learned ... Read More

Releasing my inner Adonis

Eye of the Tiger plays in the background. A virile masculine type is doing impressive feats of fitness. Sit-ups with a dresser on his chest; single finger handstand push ups; beating the stuffing out of concrete punching bags; sprinting up sky scraper stairwells. And then I wake up. Yep. The Super Secret Plan exercise program begins today. ... Read More

Super secret plans!!

Today I made a pact with the world-renowned Idiot … Return of The Idiot Speaketh (Idiot 2.0). I don’t want to go into too many details, but it is part of a long-term plan for world domination. We have much to do to make sure this plan goes off without a hitch, but the first thing ... Read More

Eye of the beholder

I am tired. This is not new. I doesn’t help that I don’t exercise properly, or that I don’t eat right, or have a regular sleep schedule. But it is more than that. I m tired of living in a blind world; a world that chooses personal comfort over some one else’s suffering; a world that thrives on out of ... Read More

A true friend …

I lost a friend the other day. I thought we were close. It got me thinking about what friendship really means. I was wondering if I was the problem, or maybe I just didn’t really understand what friendship means.  I was so deep in thought about this question that I did not ... Read More