Research says that 98% of people are incapable of thinking for themselves.
A highly scientific study proves that most humans are actually naïve sheep. It’s true because I used the word scientific and included a cool looking chart with statistics that mean absolutely nothing because they have no context. The fact that I also said it is Breaking News also means that it must be true. But if this undeniable data is not enough for you, take a look at the video which has expert testimony. The expert can not be doubted, because I called them an expert.
White House, The Dalai Lama, Abraham Lincoln, Random Celebrities, Some rich guy, WiklLeaks.
How do I know it’s true?
- I say it is.
- It contains references to known sources that may even be legitimate.
- A celebrity agrees. So does a rich guy.
- It has a video.
- It says breaking news.
- It has a graph with statistics.
- It is online.
- I want it to be true.
- Any evidence that clearly says it is not true is part of a grand conspiracy to disprove what I know to be true.
- Did I mention I want it to be true?
Try using your brains for a change people!!
