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Yep. I am doing it again!

When I first started blogging, I never thought I would be a blogger. I did it out of sheer boredom and a desperate attempt for self validation. Who knew that 3+ years later I would not only have (or be involved in) 5 blogs, all of them on domains of their own now, and be ... Read More

Not quite getting it … me

It is amazing how time flies by when you totally avoid the world. Especially if you sleep for roughly twenty-six hours a day. Admittedly it make such goals as looking swave and deboner when I achieve my plans for world domination harder when I sleep all the time (not to mention actually ... Read More

Failed strategy?

In the last week I have been hard at work in my goal to become sleek and slim so I can take up the mantle of lord of all I purvey at some point. I decided on a new exercise strategy … since my last weigh in was an increase in poundage. I was so ... Read More

Battle … er … um … friendly competition update

It is the second week in the competition for who gets top billing as Supreme Big Kahuna of the World, and sadly our hero (that’s me folks … in case you forgot) is not off to a good start. It I underestimated the influence of The Idiot. He seems to have ... Read More

At long last …

Once upon a time, this basically lazy but somewhat creative guy came up with a crazy idea. He got sick of telling people he was unemployed when they asked what he did for a living, so he figured Author would be a much better way of saying it. To add some verisimilitude to this concept, he learned ... Read More

Releasing my inner Adonis

Eye of the Tiger plays in the background. A virile masculine type is doing impressive feats of fitness. Sit-ups with a dresser on his chest; single finger handstand push ups; beating the stuffing out of concrete punching bags; sprinting up sky scraper stairwells. And then I wake up. Yep. The Super Secret Plan exercise program begins today. ... Read More

Super secret plans!!

Today I made a pact with the world-renowned Idiot … Return of The Idiot Speaketh (Idiot 2.0). I don’t want to go into too many details, but it is part of a long-term plan for world domination. We have much to do to make sure this plan goes off without a hitch, but the first thing ... Read More

Been far too long …

I took a long hiatus on my book projects … much longer than I realized and certainly much longer than I had any plan of doing. For multiple reasons I have found myself both supremely unmotivated and uninspired in continuing either of my books in the last couple of months. Not sure what exactly changed ... Read More