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The nonsense that kept me up last night

RANDOM PERSON: Protect me from terrorists. GUMMINT: We need a way to identify terrorists. EMAIL PROVIDER: We use a ROBOT to search everyone’s emails so we can try to sell them things they don’t really need but MIGHT want. RANDOM PERSON: That’s cool! GUMMINT: Can you search for keywords that ... Read More

Let me get this straight … a dialogue

Guess who: Why did you get pregnant in the first place? Woman: My insurance company will not pay for birth control. I can’t afford it on my own. Guess who: Well you shouldn’t be having sex before marriage. Woman: I can’t marry my partner. I am gay. Guess who: Then you shouldn’t be having children ... Read More

Gotta love this school!

Welcome to the Ultra Conservative School for Logic and Clarity! Our course selection will ensure you make it through the maze called life with the skill and sureness of a blind man! We have a wide variety of courses for you. Here are some of the most popular:   It’s someone else’s fault: This course ... Read More