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Art (sort of)

Over the past few months I allowed myself to fall into a very negative space. This happens to me on occasion, but as I get older it seems I find it increasingly difficult to climb out of these holes when I fall into them. I also seem to find them more ... Read More

The nonsense that kept me up last night

RANDOM PERSON: Protect me from terrorists. GUMMINT: We need a way to identify terrorists. EMAIL PROVIDER: We use a ROBOT to search everyone’s emails so we can try to sell them things they don’t really need but MIGHT want. RANDOM PERSON: That’s cool! GUMMINT: Can you search for keywords that ... Read More

Breaking News!!

Research says that 98% of people are incapable of thinking for themselves. A highly scientific study proves that most humans are actually naive sheep. It’s true because I used the word scientific and included a cool looking chart with statistics that mean absolutely nothing because they have no context. The fact that ... Read More

Seriously folks, enough is enough!!!

  [popup url=”http://wp.me/P3H47j-2kz” height=”500″ width=”1200″ scrollbars=”yes” alt=”popup”]Its true, I swear!! Click here for the proof![/popup] I am going to try this again. I know it is really a vain effort. For one few really read my blogs, and those who NEED to see this would probably ignore it even if they did read it … after all thinking for ... Read More

A look in the mirror

New Colossus Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame, With conquering limbs astride from land to land; Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command The ... Read More

Gotta love this school!

Welcome to the Ultra Conservative School for Logic and Clarity! Our course selection will ensure you make it through the maze called life with the skill and sureness of a blind man! We have a wide variety of courses for you. Here are some of the most popular:   It’s someone else’s fault: This course ... Read More