Since we only have a few hours left, I just wanted to say goodbye and thank you to my devoted five readers. It has been a joy sharing my little anecdotes, and so kind of you guys to occasionally throw me a bone and say that you actually enjoyed them. To think my blogging career will end before I became the truly famous writer I am sure I am meant to be.
I am not completely clear when exactly the world will end tonight. I am figuring the Mayans were most likely on Pacific Time so we still have a healthy number of hours left to do our last-minute things and say our good byes and such. I am not really sure of the proper etiquette for end of the world blog posts, especially since I keep missing the apocalypse but I am actually awake this time, so I figured I would give it a try.
So what to say. If any passing master of words can spare a moment from partying, what woul–
