No autographs please!

I officially started the actual workout portion of my “no pain … you are doing it wrong” workout. I have already benefited greatly in just two days. For example:

  • I have found out that I actually have some muscles that I did not previously know existed. I am not quite sure how this will actually benefit me other than changing how I get down and boogie when getting down and boogie-ing is called for.
  • I realized that my ceilings are way lower than I ever noticed. No doubt something I generally don’t have to worry about unless I have a sudden growth spurt.
  • I have added a few rather expressive words to my vocabulary.
  • I now know how to look really tough in at least five different countries.
  • I have decided that if human sweat ever becomes marketable, I will be a billionaire in mere hours.

All of this and it is only day 2. I can’t even imagine what 60 days will teach me!

Before this horrendous torture premium exercise turns me into the Hercules in New York version of Arnold Schwarzenegger … you know before politics stole his body and soul … I figured I ought to post MY before picture. It IS only fair. So here I am in all my pregnant manly splendor:

Round is a shape

I could blame the belly on the apparent blurriness of the picture, but for some reason I don’t expect anyone to buy it. Ok, my duty is done here. I need to get back to building stock for the gift shop. Do we have any special requests?