It all started when somebody stepped on a butterfly.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? Because the chicken had a bright idea.

Vote NO on Question 2!

Photo by Steve Kramer

An inebriated ant laughed so hard he fell off his bar stool.

Grass is just a weed with connections.

Lambs eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. I hope they brush their teeth.

The end of the world is upon us. Pass the mashed potatoes please.

Revolution means we are going in circles again.

How many pins can fit in the head of an angel?

Photo by Steve Kramer

My bologna has a first name. And it’s spelled Polit. My bologna has a second name and it’s spelled icians. I am forced to eat it every day.   And if you ask me why I’ll say: Because Politicians have a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

A dime and a haircut … Two Bits!