Tag: daily life

A tough colonectomy

As we traverse this crazy adventure some affectionately (or drearily maybe, depending on your point of view) called LIFE, we constantly encounter challenges of varying difficulties. These will range from “did something just happen” to “if their IS a god, please call ALL of your heavenly heroes back from leave cuz I need some serious smiting […]

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Just call me speedy!

I have an Adonis-like physique. In the interest of modesty, and to keep groupies from invading my peaceful neighborhood (translation … wake the dead), I cleverly mask said physique with a mass of flesh that is the envy of even the fittest of pears. How do I maintain my glorious figure? First there is my […]

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Urine the money

As I continue to hide from all things social, it becomes more and more difficult to collect humorous anecdotes. Add to that the basic fact that humanity, especially that particular section of humanity that likes to call itself American has gone so far off the plot that NOT laughing at them may be a considered […]

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Weather or not …

When I walk out the door lately, I realize that I have successfully combined every stereotypical image of “The Computer Geek” and the “Eccentric Hermit” into one package. No doubt anyone else seeing me is consumed with … well awe is definitely NOT the word. More likely a vague confusion about what exactly I am and […]

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