RANDOM PERSON: Protect me from terrorists. GUMMINT: We need a way to identify terrorists. EMAIL PROVIDER: We use a ROBOT to search everyone’s emails so we can try to sell them things they don’t really need but MIGHT want. RANDOM PERSON: That’s cool! GUMMINT: Can you search for keywords that might identify threats too? EMAIL […]
Guess who: Why did you get pregnant in the first place? Woman: My insurance company will not pay for birth control. I can’t afford it on my own. Guess who: Well you shouldn’t be having sex before marriage. Woman: I can’t marry my partner. I am gay. Guess who: Then you shouldn’t be having children […]
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text] Welcome to the Ultra Conservative School for Logic and Clarity! Our course selection will ensure you make it through the maze called life with the skill and sureness of a blind man! We have a wide variety of courses for you. Here are some of the most popular: It’s someone else’s fault: This course […]
