Tag: humor

Signs, signs, everywhere signs …

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]It has often been my experience that when something necessary to my life is imminent (or more likely NEEDED), I will see signs of it everywhere. I need a change of scenery? Everywhere I look will be words like change and travel, or images of all the places that I would love to visit. This […]

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A tough colonectomy

As we traverse this crazy adventure some affectionately (or drearily maybe, depending on your point of view) called LIFE, we constantly encounter challenges of varying difficulties. These will range from “did something just happen” to “if their IS a god, please call ALL of your heavenly heroes back from leave cuz I need some serious smiting […]

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Just call me speedy!

I have an Adonis-like physique. In the interest of modesty, and to keep groupies from invading my peaceful neighborhood (translation … wake the dead), I cleverly mask said physique with a mass of flesh that is the envy of even the fittest of pears. How do I maintain my glorious figure? First there is my […]

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A cynic's guide to society

Based on the observations of a confirmed anti-social hermit … THE PURPOSE OF GOVERNMENT Ultra conservative – People serve the government. The government serves The Elite. Conservative – People serve the government. Liberal – The government serves the people. Ultra liberal – The people ARE the government. THE PURPOSE OF THE ECONOMY Ultra conservative – […]

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