Time for a commercial break

My two partners in crime hiking buddies have gone into hiding recently, no doubt plotting behind my back on the best way to ensure I carry all the weight so they can steal my portion of the skittles and beef jerky. I am going to take this moment when they are both looking in the other direction to do some shameless self-promotion of a new business I am starting, that will not only continue to speed up my journey towards Adonis-ness, but also possibly help me fund all these crazy grand plans I seem to keep getting involved in. I have mentioned before about the workout program I am using, one of the workouts offered by Team BeachBody (the P90x people). It really has done wonderful things for me. I can actually count my toes again, have a two pack stomach (and I am not talking about the rapper), and my local donut shop is now closing. Anything that can do THAT for ME in a matter of weeks has merit. Granted I might be having a delusional moment due to sweating more than a human can possibly sweat in the last few weeks, but I am ready to endorse this company with my own blood.

Yep, I have decided to become a Team BeachBody Coach.

What does this actually mean? It means that I am willing to use the many tortures motivational methods that my own dominatrix coach used on me to help whip you, and you, and yes YOU over there trying to cover yourself with the couch pillows, into a … brace yourself …

… HEALTHY LIFESTYLE!

When you stop screaming and hyperventilating, I will continue.

I have started (yet another) FB page devoted to it, and might even end up with another blog too. Yep, I am still an Idiot. So if you really interested in not just losing weight and getting fit, but learning how to change your life habits so healthy becomes a way of life for you, let me know. I am still in the learning process myself, but am very willing to share what I learn for those who wish. Feel  free to let me know here, or send me a note directly, or even on the FB page. Or if none of those work for you, just shout really loudly. I am here to help any who want it, and in the process help myself in many ways as well.

OK, the commercial is done now. That is all I had to share, other than to ask if anyone knows the number for the Mounties and the Texas Rangers? I got some missing hiking buddies to find!