She said “It’s my birthday!” I said “Nah uh, when?”
“Today Uncle Steve! Today I turn ten!”
I said, “That’s impossible. Stop fibbing to me!
It was only yesterday that you were two, maybe three!”
“Don’t be silly Uncle Steve! I am almost a teen!
I am not a baby anymore. Don’t be so mean!”
Cute little Sarah, she is growing so fast.
Childhood just does not long enough last!
Enjoy being young as long as you can!
Before you know it you will be fighting off men!
Happy Birthday Sarah! You can stop having them now. I give you permission!!