The Ninja Cat Journals

Once upon a time there was this guy who wrote a blog. He had a lot to say, and some of it was even worth reading. However much of what he had to say tended towards deep and philosophical issues … the type that most people avoid except at bedtime. One of the few followers of his blog suggested he branch into something a little lighter, maybe even humorous. It sounded like a good suggestion, and after a particularly rough morning involving the three “assassin” cats he lived with at the time, and …
A NEW BLOG WAS BORN!

Tags: dog walking, good weather, humor, irony, movie magic, Oh Pretty Woman, smile, unexpected


Tags: cures, doctors, drugs, headaches, health, irony, medicine, modern medicine, pain killers, side effects


A highly scientific study proves that most humans are actually naïve sheep. It's true because I used the word scientific and included a cool looking chart with statistics that mean absolutely nothing because they have no context. The fact that I also said it...
Tags: Belief, Creations, Education, gullibility, humanity, humor, internet, media, memes, news, Nonsense, rants, research, Sheep, silliness, smart, social networking, thinking, truth, using your brain, videos


Tags: blogging, exploring, humor, internet, making money, PAX Nation, photography, saving the world, The Amazing Adventures of Brown Dog, The Tao of Picnic, thru my eyes by taochild, updates, walking, Writing


Tags: communications, daily life, efficiency, greed, humor, scammers, silliness, silly nonsense, social networking, society, spam, technology, telephones


Tags: broken, colons, computers, daily life, efficiency, humor, Humour, keyboards, silliness, technology, Typing, Writing


Tags: Brown Dog, daily life, dog training, dogs, good dog, humor, irony, obedience, obedience training, obeying, pets, rules, silliness, training


Tags: daily life, fitness, humor, running, silliness, speeding, technology, unexpected, walking


Tags: adventures, daily life, dog walking, humor, medical tests, mischief, randomness, silliness, social networking, unexpected, vets, walkies, walking


Tags: advertising, assumptions, begging the question, communications, daily life, humor, irony, paying attention, politics, propaganda, randomness, silliness, statistics, surveys


Tags: conversation, daily life, humor, Humour, politics, randomness, religion, silliness, social skills, Sports, weather


Tags: daily life, dog walking, habits, humans, humor, Humour, randomness, routines, silliness, smells, unexpected


That is another thing that has become a joke in the modern world. Once upon a time, NEWS sources were dedicated to telling people what was...
Tags: communications, daily life, editing, headlines, humor, Humour, irony, news, newspapers, paying attention, silliness, Spelling and Grammar


Tags: communications, daily life, drugs, efficiency, handwriting, healthcare, humor, Humour, irony, prescriptions, randomness, silliness, vaccines


This is my equivalent to hitting the snooze button on an alarm clock. Every morning Brown Dog enthusiastically and urgently prances about, essentially saying "Gottagogottagogotaago!!," while her mean and unfeeling companion hasn't the energy to crawl out of bed yet. This has become part of...
Tags: Brown Dog, causes, comedy, Dreams, Family, friendship, Future, humanity, lessons, Life, motivation, Planning, progress, reason, silliness, tao, teachers, walking, Wisdom


Tags: communications, con artists, cyber crime, daily life, efficiency, humor, Humour, paying attention, randomness, scams, silliness, spam, suckers, technology, thinking for yourself


Tags: choice, communications, current affairs, daily life, humor, Humour, irony, Laughter, media, randomness, sanity, silliness, spam, technology


Tags: adventures, civilization, daily life, efficiency, humor, Humour, irony, laundry, technology, unexpected, winter


Guys? Guys? Yooohoooo! 'memba me?
Between my cosmic wanderings and my eternal goal to get the world's record for the most number of unread blogs, I have been fairly busy of late. IN the world even! One would think that would mean much fodder for this site, and one would be absolutely...
Tags: bars, Book writing, calendars, communications, daily life, humor, Humour, insomnia, irony, paying attention, productivity, randomness, silliness, sleep deprivation, work, Writing


Tags: Appalachian Trail, blog, comedy, community, Dreams, funding, Future, Hike, hiking, humanity, humor, Life, motivation, People, Planning, preparation, progress, walk-about, Writing


Tags: adventures, daily life, efficiency, humor, Humour, irony, maps, navigation, paying attention, randomness, silliness, street signs, Travel


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Tags: Dreams, epiphanies, Future, humanity, humor, journeys, Life, life lessons, motivation, People, Planning, progress, Psychology, reason, sanity, tao, Writing


Tags: book, Book writing, Dreams, Family, friendship, humanity, Life, perspective, Philosophy, progress, reason, sanity, tao, The Tao of Picnic, walking


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Now that the nature of my journey has changed, I am beginning to see the world differently. Where I have been ... Damascus ... is a crossroads of sorts. Physically it is a bit of nowhere that somehow connects many different pathways. It is nature and man-made trying to find a balance. Yet...
Tags: beauty, epiphanies, hope, humanity, journeys, Life, nature, Ohio, People, perception, preconceptions, tao, unexpected


Tags: Appalachian Trail, blog, Book writing, comedy, hiking, humor, Life, Planning, Writing, writing humor


Tags: Appalachian Trail, art, beautiful, friendship, Hike, hiking, humor, Life, memories, motivation, nature, outdoors, painting, photography, progress, reason, travelling


I would love...
Tags: Appalachian Trail, blog, Book writing, comedy, community, Dreams, Family, friendship, Future, Hike, hiking, humanity, humor, Life, motivation, nature, outdoors, People, Planning, progress, reason, tao, Thru-hiking, Writing


Surprise: Oy! A bug just flew up my right nostril!
Amusement: Ha! Another bug just flew up right nostril.
Ridicule: These are really dumb bugs.
Curiosity: What is so special about my right nostril anyway?...
Tags: Appalachian Trail, Bugs, comedy, Flies, hiking, humor, Life, nature, nostrils, outdoors, silliness, tao, writing humor, zen

Meet the Ninja Cats
Most of the Ninja Cats have crossed the Rainbow Bridge for further adventures, but their legacy lives on!