Art (sort of)
Over the past few months I allowed myself to fall into a very negative space. This happens to me on occasion, but as I get older it seems I find it increasingly difficult to climb out of these holes when I fall into them. I also seem to find them more often lately. I am […]
The nonsense that kept me up last night
RANDOM PERSON: Protect me from terrorists. GUMMINT: We need a way to identify terrorists. EMAIL PROVIDER: We use a ROBOT to search everyone’s emails so we can try to sell them things they don’t really need but MIGHT want. RANDOM PERSON: That’s cool! GUMMINT: Can you search for keywords that might identify threats too? EMAIL […]
Breaking News!!
Research says that 98% of people are incapable of thinking for themselves. A highly scientific study proves that most humans are actually naïve sheep. It’s true because I used the word scientific and included a cool looking chart with statistics that mean absolutely nothing because they have no context. The fact that I also said […]
Seriously folks, enough is enough!!!
[popup url=”http://wp.me/P3H47j-2kz” height=”500″ width=”1200″ scrollbars=”yes” alt=”popup”]Its true, I swear!! Click here for the proof![/popup] I am going to try this again. I know it is really a vain effort. For one few really read my blogs, and those who NEED to see this would probably ignore it even if they did read it … after all thinking for […]
A look in the mirror
New Colossus Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame, With conquering limbs astride from land to land; Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command The […]
Gotta love this school!
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text] Welcome to the Ultra Conservative School for Logic and Clarity! Our course selection will ensure you make it through the maze called life with the skill and sureness of a blind man! We have a wide variety of courses for you. Here are some of the most popular: It’s someone else’s fault: This course […]
It’s all in the numbers
Back in the dark ages (in other words … before electricity), the best way to spread misinformation was print. Basically if it was printed in some form or other it must be true. Before that it was even easier … one just had to say it with authority. But as humanity became more tech savvy, […]