Tag: comedy

Brace yourself. An idiot is thinking.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. –Albert Einstein Einstein has always been one of my “idols”. And it is not just because of his cool hair. The man just made sense. Granted in order to understand some of the sense he made on needs a degree in physics […]

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Update from the watering hole

I seem to be failing in my Idiot duties again. Technically I have been fully embracing my Inner Idiot, both for the sake of now and future adventures. I have just been failing to DOCUMENT it. So here I am, sitting in my new office, getting caught up on my recent wild adventures. Many moons […]

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Testing 1,2,3 … is this mike on?

Climbing up hills can be hard work … especially when those hills are figurative. I have fallen into a time in which I seem to be making little progress in ANYTHING I do, which is very disheartening. I started of this year with all sorts of fresh ideas, that were exciting and seemed to have […]

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Time for some gratuitous stuff

I was gabbing with Mark the other day and we mentioned getting more people following us and throwing their hard-earned cash at charities in our name. Mark suggested that more nudity was needed on the blog to get our numbers up. It made sense to me, so I decided to offer this picture to help […]

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Return of the Idiot

Gee Whiz…………. I go on a short two and a half week vacation across half the planet and all hell breaks loose while I am gone…………. translation: Steve gets “Marked”…………… ha ha The family and I just returned last night from a 5,100 mile road trip, halfway to the moon and back, and I am […]

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Updating the update

OK here is the deal. I went into a social coma for a couple of weeks, pretty much laying in bed wondering where, when, why, how, who, how much it will cost, and if it will taste good. Unfortunately this not only meant I was not exercising or preparing for  our future world take over … I was pretty […]

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Time for a commercial break

My two partners in crime hiking buddies have gone into hiding recently, no doubt plotting behind my back on the best way to ensure I carry all the weight so they can steal my portion of the skittles and beef jerky. I am going to take this moment when they are both looking in the […]

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I did not order it well done!

I seem to have misplaced most of last week. This is not all that uncommon for me. I often seem to misplace various time periods. I am not quite sure what happened to the 80’s for instance. I only mention misplacing last week because it seems to me I just wrote one of these posts. […]

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