My sense of humor went on vacation without bothering to give me any notice, leaving me high and dry for blog posts again. We seriously have to have a discussion. It’s all well and good for my sense of humor to want to get away now and then, but the inconsiderate bugger did not even […]
I don’t want to imply that I am not perfect or any such silly nonsense, but a week ago I made a pact with one of my blogging buddies to a fearsomefriendly competition to see who can lose the most weight by the end of the year. This idea has taken off a bit, and […]
I am constantly amazed at how technology can improve our lives. There is no aspect of our life that has not been made easier by advances in technology. We hardly have to expend any effort at all any more to do … well … anything. Hungry? We could always go to the kitchen, prepare a meal, and […]
DAY 1: It is a dark and stormy night. Actually it is a sunny and cheerful morning. Birds are singing with that spring cheerfulness … which is odd because it is the middle of the winter and we all are huddling in fear for the record-breaking blizzard that is coming any moment now. I go about my very important […]
I believe there are certain mysteries that is not for humans to understand. Sure we make an effort to, either with science or religion, but there are certain question that will never truly be answered to our satisfaction. Was the universe designed or caused by a freak lab accident? Do Republicans and Democrats actually come from the same species? […]
It is my personal belief that Hallmark is actually a branch of the Illuminati in its never-ending quest for world domination and manipulating history. I don’t have a lot of proof, but there are signs. Think about it. All these little holidays that really don’t mean much of anything. And the technology is constantly advancing. Cards that allow one to record their […]
My grump has been on again big time for the last few days. Writing hilarious stories about everyday life can be tough when a body has a good grump going (especially when the actual level of hilarity is in question). Fortunately the world, specifically that part of it occupied by humanity, is innately funny, so any self-respecting grump […]
Anybody who goes to the movies these days knows that 3D is the new rage. It’s the new black. Apparently it is much easier to believe that the computer generated imagery and fantastic special effects is real if it is coming right at your noggin. I personally never really saw the attraction. Unless we were […]
Not much scares me. I am a brave guy. Brave squared even. Some might even go so far as to call me crazy. Back in the day, I was the guy who played chicken with cars … except I did not have a car. I was the guy that jumped of cliffs to be sure it was […]
Recently, my core self, that I have labeled Steve Quixote, has escaped from the closet that I had stored him in for a few years now. I am not sure how he got out, but he is once again rampaging around the world, taking on windmills and other destructive objects that cross his path. Well he would […]
