Anyone who has gained weight, then gone through the process of trying to lose it again, knows that it is not a situation of “equal and opposite”. Somehow what it seems to take mere days to gain, takes weeks or even months to lose. There are reasons for this, some of them scientific explanations, but […]
I was gabbing with Mark the other day and we mentioned getting more people following us and throwing their hard-earned cash at charities in our name. Mark suggested that more nudity was needed on the blog to get our numbers up. It made sense to me, so I decided to offer this picture to help […]
Rumor has it that today is monday, and another rumor says that things are supposed to be happening on Mondays. Like Idiots expounding on their progress as Idiots and such. Now I am not much of one for rumor, but I figure I should run with these two … just in case. I was planning […]
When I was younger, they used to call me The Test Dummy. While this kind of applied to my whole life, it specifically referred to my outdoor activities. For about 18 years, I went on yearly 10 to twelve day canoe outings. The first few were basically calm flat water … but then we got […]
Some stats as of July 1, 2013 Since my last official weigh in on June 4, despite my recent coma (or maybe because of), I still managed to drop another 2 lbs, and somewhere in there actually walked a few miles. Mark is still lounging on his vaca, so no recent updates on what he might […]
OK here is the deal. I went into a social coma for a couple of weeks, pretty much laying in bed wondering where, when, why, how, who, how much it will cost, and if it will taste good. Unfortunately this not only meant I was not exercising or preparing for our future world take over … I was pretty […]
Since no doubt the devoted masses are wondering what has become of our beloved Two Idiots and their Baby Sitter in the last couple of weeks (this is where people might actually notice we have not been about for a bit), I figured I would post a nice rousing update. I even had a post […]
My two partners in crime hiking buddies have gone into hiding recently, no doubt plotting behind my back on the best way to ensure I carry all the weight so they can steal my portion of the skittles and beef jerky. I am going to take this moment when they are both looking in the […]
I seem to have misplaced most of last week. This is not all that uncommon for me. I often seem to misplace various time periods. I am not quite sure what happened to the 80’s for instance. I only mention misplacing last week because it seems to me I just wrote one of these posts. […]
Now that I am getting more back to my normal life … i.e. not having a clue what day it is or where I am, I feel like I am more prepared for the hike. It seems only appropriate that I do my monday weigh in and update on a random day that may or […]
