As we approach the end of the April A to Z challenge, the letters seem to be a more of a challenge. Now it is time for the dreaded X. Despite a bit of laziness now and then, I have managed to come up with a word all by myself for every letter. But nothing […]
They say not to put metal in microwaves. I now know the reason why. On Sunday morning I woke up bright an early at 4:20 PM feeling like Executive Officer Kane from Alien. That was SOME party! One of the best cures for a hangover (second only to a McDonald’s breakfast) is Chinese takeout leftovers. I […]
I was thinking when I woke up this morning. Or perhaps this one was cogitating when he arose this dawn. And what was all the cerebrating about? Word play. Or maybe it was phrase utilization. It is that time in the challenge for the S post. But what should I announce in the contest for the 19th […]
It all started when somebody stepped on a butterfly. Why did the lightbulb cross the road? Because the chicken had a bright idea. Vote NO on Question 2! An inebriated ant laughed so hard he fell off his bar stool. Grass is just a weed with connections. Lambs eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs […]
I swear I am not making up words again! It was once thought that the human body … well actually everything in nature … was composed of a combination of simple elements. Actually we still think that today. The primary difference is in ancient times the number of elements was a lot smaller. Asian cultures had […]
It is time for the L post, and I must admit I am at a Loss. I can’t seem to come up with an L word that Lets me create something I actually Like. First I was going to go with Love. But I realized I really know nothing about it. Not to mention I […]
I am not in a very creative mood today. So for my K post, I am going to delve into the archives. When I was recovering from the accident I described in Close call, I did a fair amount of writing. It started with a random creation story, which began developing on its own. Over […]
I woke up this morning with that wanderlust that spring seems to attract. Had nothing planned for the day, but was seriously in the mood for adventure. But what to do? Nothing really burbled to me. I pondered this dilemma uffishly. So uffishly that I lost track of time. Before I knew it, ’twas brillig. Suddenly […]
Alliteration allows annunciation of agreeable articles. Always an amazing activity. But before I begin blathering… Perhaps people prefer proper passages. Maybe my mind must moderate its motivations. Hmmmmmmm. I clearly can’t cooperate. Damn! Desire demands dastardly deeds! I dare not deny desire’s demands … A tortured tongue tries to tell tall tales! When will the willing waste of […]
Too many thoughts. Not enough fingers to type them. Well technically since I am actually a two finger typist I could work on 5ish at a time, but you know what I mean. I dared to take a week away from my new and quickly strengthening addiction (blogging!) and upon return I am already on the verge […]
