Being a pseudo athlete … translation, once loooong ago I was pretty good at sports and now-a-days have been known to watch them for five minutes or so … I have to admit, I simply do NOT get golf. I know this might bring some grown men to tears, and I will be blacklisted from the […]
When I first started blogging, I never thought I would be a blogger. I did it out of sheer boredom and a desperate attempt for self validation. Who knew that 3+ years later I would not only have (or be involved in) 5 blogs, all of them on domains of their own now, and be […]
It being summer and all, I am a bit late in achieving my goal of looking good in a bikini. But better late than never. As I might have mentioned once or thrice, I am in the process of getting into shape. Technically I am in A shape, but it is not necessarily the shape that I […]
I officially started the actual workout portion of my “no pain … you are doing it wrong” workout. I have already benefited greatly in just two days. For example: I have found out that I actually have some muscles that I did not previously know existed. I am not quite sure how this will actually benefit me […]
Today I got out of bed bright and early. It being monday, which is weigh in day as I try to lose the extra person that seems to have hopped on board, and found that I actually made progress. The sun was up, and actually felt warm! Yep spring is definitely making its presence known finally. Let’s […]
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]It is amazing how time flies by when you totally avoid the world. Especially if you sleep for roughly twenty-six hours a day. Admittedly it make such goals as looking swave and deboner when I achieve my plans for world domination harder when I sleep all the time (not to mention actually achieving said world domination), but hey it’s […]
In the last week I have been hard at work in my goal to become sleek and slim so I can take up the mantle of lord of all I purvey at some point. I decided on a new exercise strategy … since my last weigh in was an increase in poundage. I was so […]
I don’t want to imply that I am not perfect or any such silly nonsense, but a week ago I made a pact with one of my blogging buddies to a fearsomefriendly competition to see who can lose the most weight by the end of the year. This idea has taken off a bit, and […]
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]It is the second week in the competition for who gets top billing as Supreme Big Kahuna of the World, and sadly our hero (that’s me folks … in case you forgot) is not off to a good start. It I underestimated the influence of The Idiot. He seems to have some Jedi mind trick that […]
Once upon a time, this basically lazy but somewhat creative guy came up with a crazy idea. He got sick of telling people he was unemployed when they asked what he did for a living, so he figured Author would be a much better way of saying it. To add some verisimilitude to this concept, he learned […]
